Will today be raining?

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[Funny] Way to Heaven

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How to get to Heaven

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I was testing children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven..

I asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?”

“NO!” the children answered.

“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?”

Again, the answer was ‘No!’ By now I was starting to smile.

“Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?”

Again, they all answered ‘No!’. I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, “Then how can I get into heaven?”

A six year old boy shouted, “Yuv gotta be fooken dead!”

Author: Rain Drop

I keep walking the paveway Look up to the gray sky A drop of rain fall on my nose Will today be raining?

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